Operational definition of irony

Monday my friend and I were having a late lunch at the Golden Hogan, a Navaho restaurant near the Indian Hospital in Phoenix serving Navaho food. I had mutton stew and fry bread.
We sat drinking coffee until the owner decided he wasn’t getting enough customers because of the holiday, so he put up a sign that read, “Closed for the holiday”.
The holiday Monday? Columbus Day.

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