A new itinerary has been added to the Eastern Caribbean and Western Caribbean cruises: Shithole Countries. Our new social director will be the porn star paid just a few days before the election for her silence about her trysts with Trump. Our line invites you.
Norwegian Cruise Lines
Correction: It’s Carnival Cruise Lines taking a tour of the Trump itinerary – with a special presentation of the Haitian and Salvadoran wait staff of The Clown in the White House. Norwegian Cruise Lines has extended an invitation to all resident Norwegians to a one-way trip to America. So far, no takers.