From The Onion

The president of the United States cancelled a diplomatic trip to Denmark because the Danes would not sell Greenland to him.

Note: To those of my multitudinous readers who do not know what The Onion is, it is a highly satirical magazine.
Further note: That actually happened. We now live in nonsense.

Much further note: The Onion did not actually write that. I got it from fake news.

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