Ticker tapes running out of tape recording the lies at the RNC, another murder of a Black man by the police followed by a deranged White kid murdering two more people with his “I’ve-got-my-2nd-Amendment-rights” AR 15, oh, and COVID mowing down Americans in droves, a major religious leader confessing to a series of threesomes with his wife, Melania playing Agent Orange in the Rose Garden (not your garden, bitch), Putin with his hand on Trump’s short-hairs, and a massive hurricane about to devastate the Gulf Coast……. and it’s only Wednesday! What else?
Oh, yeah. A Chinese task force has been spotted approaching Pearl Harbor.
OMG, I forgot the worst disaster of all, the NBA playoffs are postponed. Until what?